RON JEREMY
By Jay Terrien

90 BPM
4/4
1 5 (enter bass and guitars)
Drums

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F

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Mf < < < <

I:
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Mf < < < <
I left home
And I had no idea where I would go
Perhaps out West?
It was there I had the chance to be the best

C:
25
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F < < < Cresc.<<<
I'm the man now
You're all in my shadows
I've silently leapt your class
Please let me finish
Consider my business is based upon who finishes last

II:
33
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Mf < < < <
Now, I'm a star
Cheers to those that have helped me this far
I'm at the top
And my critics exclaim, "Look at how he's grown up!"

C:
41
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F < < < Cresc.<<<
Who's the man now? I'll never shave any of it off
I'm pounding your heart out!
My gun is drawn; I'm desperate to blast! I'll never shave any of it off
So please let me finish I'll never shave any of it off
Consider my business is based upon who finishes last I'll never shave any of it off

B:
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Mf < < < <
Gratuitous Interviewer:
"What's life like doing all these films? Is there guilt, or sin, or questions of worth?"

End:
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FF < < < <
DO YOU LIKE RON JEREMY!? DO YOU LIKE RON JEREMY!?
DO YOU LIKE RON JEREMY!?

YOU LOOK LIKE RON JEREMY

65 (Bass)
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FF < < < < Mf >>>>>>>>>>>> (Fade Out)

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