KIll Tom Brady

VOICEMAIL MESSAGE:
This is the text from my brother Chris' voicemail message, left on 2/1/04, after the New England Patriots defeated the Carolina Panthers, 32-29. Please note that this tirade contains about 25 derivatives of the word FUCK.

Sadly, this message sheds little light on the fact that my brother, a HUGE Miami Dolphins fan, was drinking HEAVILY all day at a Super Bowl party at a Holiday Inn before he left this voicemail gem!! GOD FUCKING WILLING! :)

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"Dude that fucking game sucked!! Not even fucking Dan FitzGerald would have kicked that fucking ball out of bounds and given it back to the Patriots on their own 40 yard line and let 'em go fucking 25 yards for the fucking tying field goal!

That is unfucking excusable! John Kasey should have his fucking...sack cut off! That is goddamn awful! It just fucking sucked to have them win the fucking game because the fucking Panthers kicker can't kick a ball straight!

He could not kick a ball.....All he had to do was kick that fucking ball straight and out of the fucking end-zone and it would have given them 20 less yards. Instead, he gives them the ball on the 40 yard line and that cocksucker Brady drives down the fucking field and wins the fucking game for them.

I hate that cocksucker. If I was more fucking diabolical and maniacal and more like fucking Claing, I would try to figure out how I can kill Tom Brady. And it would involve fucking "Ivanka fucking Trump" who is now reportedly on Brady's jock. And her fucking Father was on the Howard Stern show saying
that she is trying to get after Tom Brady. And I would love nothing more than to watch those two doing dirty, filthy sexual acts on video.

But I hate that fuck! And I hate that fucking team! And I would love nothing more than for the next fucking terrorist attack to occur somewhere within Massachusetts. I don't care...I..I would love to see that fucking city blown up. You heard it here first. Let's fucking attack Boston, god fucking willing!!!"