Alexis

Alex is flaunting his red dress
He cannot bear to take it off
New hair extensions and voice lessons
Is he going to shock us all?

Cream foundation! OH!
Size 12 stilettos!
He puts his family to the test and
Makes us call him MISTRESS!

Alex is hating, he regrets
He owns a sickly purple doll
We used to tease him about it
So now he's going to chop it off!

Featured dancer? Whore!
Freakshow madness? No!
Before he even sews a stitch,
The surgeon soothes Alexis

And all this time
Taped to tummy
And all this time
Hidden from me

Alexis needs lots of bed rest
She cannot take another call
We all are lining up to see her
Tragic member in a jar!

Saved up money blown?
Inbuilt guilt for sure!
Instead of changing his address,
He should have bought a Lexus!

And all this time
Taped to tummy
And all this time
Hidden from me
And all this time
Taped to tummy
And all this time
Hidden from me